1. What time was it when the King's feet hurt?
A: Time to change shoes.

2. Which of King Vitaman's knights weighs 300 pounds?
A: Sir Lunchalot.

3. What runs around the King's castle?
A: Mice.

4. What's the King's favorite cereal?
A: King Vitaman.

5. How much cereal does the kingdom eat each day?
A: A moat load.

6. What's the King's favorite sporting event?
A: Dragon Racing.

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