STARRING...

MATT DILLON as JUSTIN

In Wild Things, Matt Dillon's character was the mastermind behind a brilliant scheme. He has also shown a humorous side in movies like There's Something About Mary. Sounds like he has the acting chops to portray the team's own Godfather.

DEAN CAIN as RUSS

Dean Cain played Superman on TV for four years on "Lois and Clark." Who could be better qualified to fill the role of the A-Team's own Superman-loving ladies man, the illustrious Mr. A.? They both have similar boyish charm, and both look good in tights... Or so we hear.

JASON STATHAM as JOSH

Originally we had cast Arnold Schwarzenegger in this role... but The Governator is looking a bit long in the tooth these days. We weren't sure he was up to the task. Then we saw Jason Statham in The Transporter and Crank, and we knew we had finally found our Enforcer. Statham could easily tackle the role of the man who kicks the ass and takes the names of the team's enemies.

BRAD PITT as JOE

There were rumors of Joe starting his own Fight Club at one point... plus, Brad Pitt seems like the kind of guy who would come along AFTER Jason Statham just kicked your ass, and kick your ass all over again. And that's what the Re-Enforcer does.

JOHN CUSACK as JEFF

A well-rounded actor for a well-rounded A-Team member. His role as music-savvy record shop owner Rob Gordon in High Fidelity clinched this casting in our minds. The only question is, has Mr. Cusack ever heard of "Pavement"?

MASI OKA as MARK

The star of "Heroes" has the right look to play Mark, and if his role as Hiro Nakamura is any indication, he also possesses the enthusiasm and sponteniety to bring the random antics of this unpredictable A-Team member to the big screen.

ROB SCHNEIDER as GREG

This former SNL cast member and star of movies like Deuce Bigalow and The Benchwarmers captures the sarcasm and quick wit of the "male gigolo" that we know simply as "G.K."

NORM MACDONALD as TOM

The dry humor and "I-don't-give-a-@#$%" attitude of Norm Macdonald make him a great match for the one we call The Cap'n... Norm seems like a perfect candidate to sit in the back and laugh at the antics of the rest of the team in amused approval.

BEN STILLER as SEAN

This veteran actor of Meet The Parents and Mystery Men has a kind of humorous wisdom about him that would suit him quite well for the part of "The Great 8-Ball."

EMINEM as DANJU

Eminem is the controversial, edgy alter ego of Marshall Mathers, much the way Danju is the controversial, edgy alter ego of Shawn. Eminem would have no trouble stepping in as the demented elf.

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS as GARY

Who better than TV's original Doogie Howser to portray the A-Team's own Doogie? His appearances in the Harold & Kumar movies and "How I Met Your Mother" show that he has the acting chops to play the team's own Love Doctor.

JIMMY FALLON as JIMMY

His juvenile humor and inability to take himself seriously on SNL just goes to show that Fallon would be perfect as the juvenile that we don't take seriously, either. Slap a vulgar t-shirt on this Jimmy and he'll be a great stand-in for our Jimmy.

JET LI as DAVE

Don't let that man behind the wheel fool you. Though Geevz primary duty is driving the big, black, A-Team Van out on dangerous missions, when the going gets tough you can count on him to lay the martial arts smack down on your ass as only Jet Li can. And then, he'll sit back, and contemplate the pain he has inflicted on you.

SETH ROGAN as MIKE L.

One of the funniest guys around, Mike always leaves the rest of the team in stitches. Who better to play him than one of the funniest guys in movies today, Knocked Up star Seth Rogan?

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. as CHOJ

In Iron Man, Downey played a boozing socialite with galactic tendencies. To play the Choj, he could essentially turn in the same performance and nail the role.

RYAN STILES as COLT

The quick wit of Ryan Stiles ("The Drew Carey Show," "Whose Line Is It Anyway?") is a perfect match for the comedic stylings of the A-Team Member we know as Colt!

EDWARD NORTON as RYAN

Though Ryan may no longer be with us, he would certainly be a part of any cinematic version of The A-Team story. Edward Norton has the right look to play The Notorious N.I.P., and we hear he's a pretty good bowler too.

FREDDIE PRINZE JR. as NICK

He's been described as "oxygen to women" because they can't live without him. We'd cast heart-throb Freddie Prinze Jr. as Nick in a heart-beat!

SCOTT THOMPSON as C.J. GECKO

If you ask us, this "Kids In The Hall" alum has the right manic energy to play the eccentric founder of P&C Enterprises!

JOHN MALKOVICH as MOOCHIE BOJANGLES

Daaaaaaaaaang!

DREW BARRYMORE as AMANDA

Drew has the right balance of sweetness and silliness to play Amanda, the girl who eventually captures the heart of Mr. A. Her roles in The Wedding Singer and Music and Lyrics give her the right musical background to play this Music Therapist.

ANGELINA JOLIE as PAM

As soon as we saw Pam in her Lara Croft halloween costume, we realized Angelina was meant to play her on the silver screen. Seeing Angelina in movies like Tomb Raider and Wanted convinced us that she can kick almost as much ass as Pam does.

TARA REID as STACEY

Tara Reid may have developed a bit of a wild streak in recent years, but we remember her best for her "girl next door" roles in American Pie and Josie and the Pussycats. We think she could return to those roots to play the Godfather's main squeeze - the Queen Of The Hamlinites!

NATALIE PORTMAN as CARA

Natalie Portman is a very versatile actress, with roles ranging from Anywhere But Here to the Star Wars prequels. In all her roles, though, a certain kindness shows through that is very characteristic of Cara. We'll give her a shot at portraying this A-Team Lady.

JULIE STILES as JESSIE

They're both blonde, both energetic, and have very similar names. Works for us!

ANNA PAQUIN as ERIN

In the X-Men movies, Anna played a character who looked innocent enough, but harbored the dark secret that she could kill you with a mere touch. Anyone who crossed Erin in the Yearbook Room senior year knows that the same holds true for her.

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT as EILEEN

As soon as we noticed the uncanny resemblance, we couldn't resist casting the Ghost Whisperer as Eileen!

SELMA BLAIR as MERRIDITH

Selma's recent turn as Liz Sherman in the Hellyboy movies clinched it for us... she could play the no-nonsense Merridith and kick ass along with the boys as the "Dirty Hooker" of the Ladies!

SARAH SILVERMAN as AMY

Not only is there a strong resemblance between Sarah and Amy, but Ms. Silverman's irreverent sense of humor is a good match for the "Dirty Dirty Hooker" as well!

PIERCE BROSNAN as FARNHAM

Some say he is the man who formed The A-Team. Some say he is "God Himself." Whatever the case may be, Farnham is a force to be reckoned with. Pierce Brosnan is perfect for the role... he has the right look, the right attitude, and, most importantly, a dreamy accent that always wows the ladies.

RAY PARK as "LUCY"

Although God Himself may be on the side of The A-Team, the founder of the evil Z-Team is quite literally The Devil. Call him Lucifer, call him Satan, call him Old Scratch, call him what you like, but it seems to us that Ray Park, having played villains like Darth Maul, Toad, and The Headless Horseman, could handle the role of the one we like to call "Lucy."

MAX WRIGHT as HERZOG

Always arround to thwart The A-Team in their heroic efforts is the evil master of physics, Herzog. Throw a fake beard on Max Wright (the dad from "ALF") and you've got Herzog.

SETH MACFARLANE as the voice of NUTTY THE SQUIRREL

The A-Team's "mascot," Nutty The Squirrel, would have to be computer generated, of course. But who would provide his voice? How about Seth MacFarlane, the man who puts the dirty words into the mouths of Peter, Stewie, and Brian Griffin on "Family Guy"?

RON JEREMY as EDDIE SMITH

Poof, you're a meatball!

RD & JR 2008