THE KING'S MAILBAG

Letters, we get letters, we get stacks and stacks of letters....

Dear King Vitaman,
First off, I would like to commend you on your delightful cereal. My question for you is, where can I obtain a crown of spoons like the one that adorns your pretty little head? I would love one for myself. Thanks King!
Walter

Dear Walter,
Thanks for writing in. I got my crown of spoons when I became ruler of the Cereal Kingdom. However, when I was just a young lad with dreams of becoming the King, I made my own crown at home, and you can too. You can make yourself a crown like mine with spoons you find around your house, a paper crown from Burger King, and some hot glue. Be sure to ask your mom before using those spoons though! A lesson I learned all too well. Keep eating my cereal.
Love, King Vitaman

Dear King Vitaman,
I have a friend who is thinking about getting a King Vitaman tattoo. My question is, where on her body should she get it?
Thanks!
LeAnn

Dear LeAnn,
First of all, I must congratulate your friend on her mighty good taste to want a tattoo of my royal mug to adorn her delightful body. Of course, the only logical place for a King Vitaman tattoo is on the lower portion of the back, or perhaps on the left thigh. Either way, keep eating my cereal, and please e-mail me a picture of the tattoo for my private collection.
Love, King Vitaman

good day your majesty!
do you get mad wench's? i ask this only because you are the man, and i would imagine you get a medevil piece very ofton. you are truly the best monarch of all time, at least in the cereal aisle. could you tell me some of your powerful leadership secrets.
i have to go be the great #@%$ing peasent that i am,
BEEZO

Dear Beezo,
Thank you for writing. To answer your question, you bet your sweet bippy I do. The King has been known to indulge in the sweet maidens of the Cereal Kingdom on a fairly regular basis (there are advantages to being the King)! You too can be a hit with the ladies, if you just keep eating my cereal.
Love, King Vitaman

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Russ Dimino 2008